You So Crazy Alert™ :The supermarket rags gang up on Halle Berry.

Publications: Star, In Touch, Us Weekly
Date: 21 February 2011

The custody battle between Halle Berry and Gabriel Audry has turned very nasty indeed, and three different gossip rags have decided this week the nastiness is Halle's fault. Here are the headlines.

• Us Weekly: Halle's Twisted Revenge
• Star: Halle's smear campaign against Gabriel and Kim (Kardashian)
• In Touch: Halle's Dark Secrets

For the record, Gabriel Aubry is at least one boyfriend ago in the Kardashian dating history. Halle was quoted as saying she didn't want her daughter spending time with some reality TV star who made a sex tape, which is a mean but accurate way to describe Kim.

On the rocks alert:Halle Berry's battle for her baby.

Publication: People
Date: 14 February 2011

The break-up of Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry was huge news last spring, but now that the divorce case is making the courts it's becoming serious gossip fodder again. The custody battle over their two year old daughter Nahla is turning very nasty and People has the details almost entirely from Halle's perspective. The sub-headline reads as follows.

• Screaming fights and ugly accusations
• The star and her ex launch a custody war over daughter Nahla

Sometimes even the lives of very, very pretty people turn ugly.

Most Popular Story of the Week:Kim dating Halle's ex

Publications: Weekly Life & Style, In Touch, Us Weekly, Star
Date: 13 December 2010

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Four different supermarket rags are reporting on the story that Kim Kardashian has been seen on a date with Gabriel Aubry, the male model who was the father of Halle Berry's daughter Nahla. Here are the three short headlines.

• Weekly Life & Style: Kim Moves In On Halle's Man
• Us Weekly: Kim Dating Halle's Ex
• Star: Kim and Gabriel Aubry, Halle's Jealous

But the last word should go to In Touch, the magazine that decided to give this story the most space on the cover and went with the most juicy details. According to them, Halle is being tormented by Kim, who is flaunting her romance with Gabriel. Kim is quoted as saying "I'll be a great stepmom." A quote from one of Halle's friends is that Halle "doesn't want Nahla around a reality star who's done porn."

Oh, it's on like Donkey Kong.

This story doesn't have the actual man-stealing angle that has made the BrAngelina-Jennifer Aniston story the evergreen gossip feud of the past ten years and the total fame of this trio doesn't equal that threesome. Also, there are fruit flies that have longer lifespans than the average length of a Kim Kardashian romance this year. That said, this could be pound for pound the prettiest love triangle/catfight of all time.