Problems With Plastic Alert™: Bristol Palin's new chin.

Publications: Globe, In Touch
Date: 23 May 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! The Internet has been buzzing about Bristol Palin's new chin for about a week, and yesterday one of America's best known unwed teen mothers admitted to the surgery, but said it was for health reasons because her teeth were not meshing properly.

Like this family has never lied to us before.

In any case, Bristol has gone all Kardashian in her look and guess what? She's just signed to do a reality TV show based in Los Angeles! What are the odds?

So Little Miss Abstinence After The Fact gets two cover stories for a plastic surgery this week. While a story like this is tailor made for In Touch, the strangest thing about all this is that the Globe put it up front. Their readership skews much older generally. The only people on the cover of the Globe this year that are in Bristol Palin's age range are crime victims like Holly Bobo.

Meanest Story nominee:Bristol Palin steals another girl's man

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 3 January 2011

You'd think that gossip rag interest in Bristol Palin would wane after she lost on Dancing With The Stars.

You'd think that, but you would be wrong. The National Enquirer now has a source near the Palins. The latest story is that the chunky re-virginated one has stolen another girl's boyfriend and NOT by using the methods of abstinence. Obviously, sex is like falling off a bicycle for Bristol, and once she learned how she'll forget how to do it.

This gets a nomination for Meanest Story of the Week.