Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... taking the plunge with Daniel Craig!

Guess what, you guys? It occurred to me this weekend when gay marriage passed that a totally awesome idea would be for me and Daniel Craig to sneak off and get secretly married and not tell anybody about it until it's like a whole week later. Wouldn't that be totally awesome?

What... what? WHAT? Damn you, Rachel Weisz! Damn you to hell! Or you know, congratulations, whatever.

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Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

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... pumping with Joe. (via)

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Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... striking a silent pose with Rudolph Valentino. (via)

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... bending my knee to the royal.
(via) Hiya Prince Harry.

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... making friction with the God of Thunder.

Rubber grounds you in case of lightning, right?
Ground me, Hemsworth. Ground me right up!

There are more pics from this, which I'll surely post once they make it online without annoying pink squiggle all over them.

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be....

... pole dancing with Matty Bomer.

(He likes the pole and the hole?)

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Today I'd Rather Be...

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... sculpting Fassy.

I love the look on that guy's face kneeling in front of him. "Wha...? Caught me!" Lucky bitch.

Anyway y'all remember that music video wherein Michael Fassbender played a dude who turned all lumpy yet sexy satyr? Well some shots from a behind-the-scenes video of that video's shoot have shown up online (via; thanks for the heads-up Simone!) and since they feature a shirtless Michael Fassbender strutting and smirking and squatting I don't suppose I've got much of a choice but to post them, right? Right. Click 'em to make 'em grow.

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... getting schooled by Gregory Peck.

There are a lot of pictures of Gregory Peck holding a book.

It appears to have been his signature pose.

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Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... staring down the barrel of Bobby Cannavale.

Happy 40th birthday, Bobby! (Is he too old for "Bobby" now? Discuss.) And he just got a Tony nomination this morning, too. Congrats, sir. Here's a smattering of pictures of him I haven't posted before.

Good Morning, World

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And a happy 54th birthday to Daniel Day-Lewis. I've been thinking all week about rewatching There Will Be Blood, it's been awhile, so perhaps I'll make a go of it tonight in his honor.

In other words, today's fanboy delusion: Today I'd rather be drinking Daniel Day-Lewis' milkshake. I'll drink it right up!

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Earth Day's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... getting back to nature with Jake.

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Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... holding my breath for Nick Jonas.

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Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

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... finding Joe's o-face.

Didja hear that he and Marion Cotillard have been confirmed for The Dark Knight Rises finally? The rumors had been bouncing around for months and months of course but now we have it officially, including who they're playing. I speak on it at The Film Experience! Go thither!

I just hope that he and Tom Hardy get to flirt up a righteous storm again here like they did in Inception because goddamn the sparks between them two is legendary already. Swoon.

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