Showing posts with label Daniel Craig. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Daniel Craig. Show all posts

Monday, June 27, 2011

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...


... taking the plunge with Daniel Craig!

Guess what, you guys? It occurred to me this weekend when gay marriage passed that a totally awesome idea would be for me and Daniel Craig to sneak off and get secretly married and not tell anybody about it until it's like a whole week later. Wouldn't that be totally awesome?

What... what? WHAT? Damn you, Rachel Weisz! Damn you to hell! Or you know, congratulations, whatever.
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Monday, June 13, 2011

I Am Link

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--- Cowboy Craig - Every time I think I might be a little bit excited about Cowboys & Aliens they throw a shot of Olivia Wilde at me and the stench returns. God I just don't like her! Stop trying to make her happen, Hollywood! Anyway the special effects in the latest trailer have pretty clearly been touched up since the first one and are looking pretty excellent at this point, plus that hint of Daniel Craig tummy to the left there is appetizing. But then, her.

--- Get Wise To Whedon - It'll take a Joss Whedon shout-out to get me to direct you to quotes from Robert "Ugh" Downey Jr. - he was at "The Hero Complex Festival" this weekend, which is apparently a thing that exists, and spoke upon how The Avengers shoot is going. Apparently it is going well. Yup, that's it!

--- Eve Of Adam - Everybody's favorite giant-headed everyman (I say that with adoration) Adam Scott has signed on to new upcoming comedies, including that one where Seth Rogen and Barbara Streisand play a mother and son on a road trip.

--- Bring Me Shadow - Finally some more information on that HBO series based off of Neil Gaiman's excellent book American Gods (via):

"HBO and Playtone have laid out plans for a six season adaptation of fantasy author Neil Gaiman's novel "American Gods".

Each season will consist of 10-12 hourlong episodes and will be shot on a hefty budget of $35-40 million, which works out at a minimum of $3 million per episode."

--- In Space No One Can Hear You Honk - Now here's a sequel I can get behind! They're making The Return of the Killer Klowns From Outer Space in 3D! Can I get a whoop whoop? I can't believe I've never done a Thursday's Ways Not To Die from that film; it's full of 'em. Classic schlock! They'll never live up to the original, but I suppose it could be fun watching them try. In 3D no less! This - this being squirting flowers and honking noses - is what 3D was invented for. Take notes, James Cameron.
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Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Cry, Valhalla, I Am Coming

I'm sure most of y'all caught that cammed version of David Fincher's The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo trailer that leaked the other day - hell I watched it about five times over the weekend. The fact that I can't yet download Trent Reznor and Karen O's cover of Led Zeppelin that adorns it is making JA a very sad boy. Anyway the official US green-band trailer's here now, and you can watch it right on here.
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Insanely this omits my favorite shot in the leaked version (which you can still watch here, although they've been snatching these up so look quickly) , so I went back and capped that now.


What is it about Daniel Craig without a shirt on and covered in blood? It is always good. It is something to get you through the day.
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Thursday, April 14, 2011