And the camera noses in to the tears on her face: Wynonna Judd's daughter disappears!

Publication: Star
Date: 9 May 2011

The Star lets us know that Wynonna Judd's daughter disappeared and the FBI solved the case. They do not say whether it was a kidnapping or a runaway situation. You'll have to open the magazine to find that out, which is something I almost never do. I could have looked online to find out more, but I wasn't that interested.

Sue me.

They fought the law alert™: Celebrity mug shots

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 14 February 2011

A lot of crime stories in the gossip rags this week, none of them involving Joran Van Der Sloot, for a change. The low rent Examiner goes with a collection of old celebrity mug shots, including Phil Spector, Glen Campbell, Wynonna Judd and Lisa Robin Kelly, who played the pretty but slutty older sister to Eric Foreman on That 70's Show.

Because of the inclusion of Spector and Campbell, this fulfills the low rent Examiner's Hey Old Timer Gossip content requirement for this week.