Showing posts with label Taylor Lautner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Taylor Lautner. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Kellan's Shirtless Walk of Shame (aka Flop Sweat)

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(via) Did y'all see how Kellan's movie with Mandy Moore that came out last weekend - directed by Dermot Mulroney - got the dreaded 0% fresh rating at Rotten Tomatoes? I guess this is what's known as changing one's headlines. Hey everybody, I still look like this! It's one long slog til Immortals in November, eh Kellan?

What's that, there's a Twilight movie between now and then he can cling to? Yeah... those don't register round these parts. Unless! Unless we get more stories like this:

"The biggest shocker to come out of the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday night (June 5) was hands down that Robert Pattinson treated Taylor Lautner to a smooch almost as passionate as the ones in the Golden Popcorn-winning "Twilight Saga" films.

But while it came as a surprise to those of us watching the awards show, the stars of this year's nominated "Eclipse" said it was about time the two onscreen rivals shared a kiss.

"It was about damn time, man. It's been up in the air for about three years now. I think we've all been waiting for Rob and Taylor to kiss," Jackson Rathbone told MTV News when we caught up with him backstage at the Gibson Amphitheatre in Los Angeles. "We knew it was coming, and finally it did. Finally, they acknowledged their love for each other."

Rathbone's vampire brother Kellan Lutz admitted he was a bit surprised, but their co-star Peter Facinelli (ed: mmm Facinelli) shared a little secret about how the RPattz/Taylor smooch went off without a hitch.

"They asked us to show them in practice," Facinelli said.

"We taught them everything they know," Lutz confirmed."
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Sunday, January 2, 2011

On the rocks AND Love Bird Alert™:Taylor Swift still loves her ex

Publication: In Touch
Date: 10 January 2011

For about two months, the hottest new celebrity couple has been Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal. Two weeks ago, In Touch told us that Taylor is jealous of Jake's co-star in Love and Other Drugs Anne Hathaway. Now they tell us she is also still in love with her ex-boyfriend.



If you follow the gossip rags, you'll know the description "Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriend" lacks specificity. I'll admit it. I actually opened the magazine up to find out who they were talking about, and it turns out to be Taylor Lautner, he of the funny nose and squinty eyes and fabulous abs that more than compensate for any other physical flaws.

I violated the prime directive. You're welcome.