Breaking news: Mariah Carey gives birth to twins.

Publication: Huffington Post
Date: 30 April 2011

What seems like an extremely long pregnancy has come to a safe conclusion today as Mariah Carey gives birth to twins, 5 pounds 3 ounces and 5 pounds 6 ounces, small for regular babies but not out of the ordinary for twins.

Best wishes to all the family.

Bun In The Oven Alert™: Mariah Carey nude and pregnant on the cover of Weekly Life & Style

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 18 April 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Weekly Life & Style makes a bid to cut through the standard clutter associated with supermarket rag covers this week. Just one story on the front with just one picture, a naked and pregnant Mariah Carey.

This is not the first nude and pregnant celebrity on the cover of a magazine. Demi Moore did the same thing twenty years ago on the cover of Vanity Fair, and there have been pregnant nudes of Claudia Schiffer on Vogue and Britney Spears on Harper's Bazaar. But you will notice that none of those other publications is one of The Only Ten Magazines That Matter. Because this is an interesting editorial decision for a gossip rag, this is the only update I'm going to do on Thursday morning, when I usually do three or four to ring in the new gossip week.

More fresh trash later today.