This One's For You, Noble Craig

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While Anne Sellors might have the claim to fame for having the world's saddest IMDb page, I think I might've just stumbled upon the world's awesomest. I was looking up Reverend Kane from Poltergeist 2 because as I just tweeted there was a messenger that came into my office that was a terrifying doppelganger for him. As I scanned down P2's cast credits my eyes naturally caught on the character titled "Vomit Creature." I mean, naturally, that catches the eye. It's been awhile since I've watched P2 so I needed to look up what the hell a "Vomit Creature" was, and thankfully the internet remains a magical place that immediately answers these most important questions.

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This is after he drank the possessed tequila worm, right? God I have to watch all the Poltergeists again some time. Anyway this "Vomit Creature" was played by a man named Noble Craig, and he the world's awesomest IMDb page. Look at his credits.

Besides the aforementioned Vomit Creature, he's played a Snake Man, a Sewer Monster, a Puddle Soldier, a Crypt Creature, and the Merging Freddy in A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child.

After a little googling I learned the secret to Noble Craig's success in a review of the film where he played the Snake Man, delightfully called Sssssss:

"... Noble Craig, an actor with no legs and one arm."

Noble Craig is a fucking superstar. Where's his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame?

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